I don’t know why some company is randomly releasing a new John Grimm (aka ~~Dark Soldier~~) action figure seven years after ‘Doom’ tanked, mostly forgotten by all but those writing Leonard ‘Reaper’ McCoy crossover fic.
Reaper doesn’t understand, either. This is his confused little face. Also his ‘shoot all the things’ face.
But that’s okay, because the original figure made the baby Jesus cry. Green? Really? You would have been eaten by a monster so fast.
One in the heart and one in the head,
and don’t you hesitate.